Comic Relief 2025
We celebrated the 40th anniversary of Comic Relief in full style and comfort! With our theme of ‘Wear what makes you happy’ the children, and staff, wore everything from pajamas to football kits, and from superhero outfits, to sparkle and sequins. Thank you if you donated, we raised £86.01.
Throughout the day, the children took part in a sport-athon, led
by the Year 5s and the Sports Leaders, and kept us all laughing with a variety
of jokes, the best ones shared in assembly! You can read some of those that
were shared in assembly here:
Nam (Y4)
The student had no idea so the teacher
said "when you get home today, ask your family and you need to remember it
for tomorrow"
So he gets home and asks his mum, she
however, is on the phone with someone and isn't listening and just says
"SHUT UP"
Annoyed, the child asks his Dad, who is
watching darts on TV sees the score and shouts "180 million!!"
He then decides to ask his brother if he
knows, but his brother isn't listening and is playing with his action figures,
goes "I'm Michael Jackson"
He decides his final option is to go to
his sister who is playing with barbie dolls, but she just keeps saying "in
my little vroom vroom car!!"
The next day, he's feeling confident and the teacher comes to him, she says "so what's the first letter of the alphabet?" he goes "SHUT UP", the teacher, angry, says "excuse me??? What is the first letter of the alphabet?" he says "180 million!!!!". The teacher is now very angry and says "WHO DO YOU THINK YOU ARE??"............ "I'M Michael Jackson "........... "HOW DO YOU THINK YOU'RE GOING TO GET AWAY WITH THIS?????".......... "IN MY LITTLE Vroom VroomCAR".
Axel (Y2)
What do you call a sheep on a trampoline?
A Wooly Jumper!
Georgie (Y1)
What do you call a bear with no teeth?
A Gummy Bear!
